codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

girlkinks:

i hate that women feel like bitches when they turn a guy down. you have absolutely no reason to feel like a bitch for not liking some guy, and if they try to make you feel guilty you need to remember:

  1. you can turn down whoever you want
  2. men are not entitled to you
  3. you do not have to apologize for saying no
  4. you do not have to apologize for saying no

lumos5000:

eriblue:

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You guys realize that this scene means that a group of animators would have had to ask themselves

"Okay.

Now, how would a tortilla move?

reasons why i love pixar

wvnderbar:

i bet the worst part of being deaf is not being able to tell if someone is yawning or screaming

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

vantasass:

soulpunchftw:

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

im so glad someone finally gifed this. this was such a hard-hitting moment for me omg.

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

danteasers:

philsarms:

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

hindmelo:

sswiggityswagwhatsinthebag:

Dan would be so cute with blue eyes omg, (not that’s he’s not cute, he’s perfect but blue eyed Dan omg)

Google search dan blue eyes and call me when you’re dead

I did without even reading your comment omfg

f uck

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tanahka:

finding out an online friend is attractive

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